Kris,  We see that Louis Vuitton bag in your pocket !!

I have never seen a man cry so hard over lost goods. I believed reports about Kris never having a chance to get none from Kim Karshdian.  But, with the way he’s crying , he definitely hit that.

Instead of Kris smacking  Kim on the  ass and saying  ”Nice hustle, We’ll get ‘em next time”  like a man and cutting his loss on a deal that went bad, Kris has spent the last year going around attacking Kim on every level he can. Last week he decided he would go in on Kim’s mother Kris, and her latest rendezvous, Kanye West.  Reports are also claiming Kris is more Bitch-made in private, telling everyone he knows everything.

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Kris with rumored girlfriend Myla Sinanaji

According to the latest reports, text messages Kris sent to a rumored girlfriend, Myla Sinanaji surfaced, where he states that Kris Jenner/ Karshdian,  was behind Kim and Ray J’s sext tape.  In the texts Kris makes claims that Kim mother Kris Jenner/ Karshdian demanded Kim reshoot her sex tape in order to make it prettier.  Kim’s lawyers have already subpoenaed Sinanaj to give evidence at the upcoming divorce proceedings.

Then he released  attacks on Kim and Kanye’s relationship.  Kris Humphries also reveals to Ms. Sinanaji, that he knew Kim cheated on him with Kanye.  Listen to this, the reason Mr. Kris knew Kim was sleeping with Kanye,is  because Mr. West didn’t show up for the wedding.  (FYI, Kris, everyone wasn’t up for the staged event O.K.)  One of Kris texts to Myla Sinanaji reads

“If he was such a close family friend, why wasn’t he invited to the wedding?”

Kris continued confiding in Myla that he, “felt played” by the whole thing and devastated when news of Kim’s and Kanye’s relationship hit the media.

I never thought someone would inspire me so to defend Kim and the other Karshdian but Kris Humphries has created new grounds.  

Dear Kris Humphries

Be a man, I’m sure your mother taught you better than this. You are decent looking, with a little doe, plenty of women would love to keep you company. But if you don’t stop being such a pu$$y a$$ dude, your future of getting any will be doomed. Cut your losses, and leave quietly.

Sincerely, Being Sincere

It’s always been said that Kris Jenner was at the forefront of her family’s career. With her guidance she has turned her entire family into celebrity millionaires..

And of course it all started with a sex tape but according to Kris Humphries, Kris Jenner actually orchestrated the tape from the very beginning and told Kim she had to reshoot some of the scenes because she didn’t look pretty enough.

According to TMZ:

Kris Humphries trashed Kim Kardashian and her family in conversations and text messages to his former girlfriend, Myla Sinanaj … telling her Kris Jenner not only directed Kim to shoot her sex tape, but to re-shoot because Kris J didn’t think the first one was pretty enough.

Kim has subpoenaed Myla in Kim’s divorce case, and we’ve learned Myla has a lot to say about what Kris told her about his relationship with his famous estranged wife.

In addition to the sex tape, sources tell us Myla has numerous text messages in which Kris says she is the love of his life and he wants to get the divorce over with quickly so they can spend the rest of their time on earth together.

Kris is alleging in his divorce that Kim has destroyed him emotionally by allegedly defrauding him into believing it was a real marriage. Turns out, Kris has been banging Myla since mid-January, so his devastation argument may be hard to swallow.

This is the Life!! O_o

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It’s always been said that Kris Jenner was at the forefront of her family’s career. With her guidance she has turned her entire family into celebrity millionaires..

And of course it all started with a sex tape but according to Kris Humphries, Kris Jenner actually orchestrated the tape from the very beginning and told Kim she had to reshoot some of the scenes because she didn’t look pretty enough.

According to TMZ:

Kris Humphries trashed Kim Kardashian and her family in conversations and text messages to his former girlfriend, Myla Sinanaj … telling her Kris Jenner not only directed Kim to shoot her sex tape, but to re-shoot because Kris J didn’t think the first one was pretty enough.

Kim has subpoenaed Myla in Kim’s divorce case, and we’ve learned Myla has a lot to say about what Kris told her about his relationship with his famous estranged wife.

In addition to the sex tape, sources tell us Myla has numerous text messages in which Kris says she is the love of his life and he wants to get the divorce over with quickly so they can spend the rest of their time on earth together.

Kris is alleging in his divorce that Kim has destroyed him emotionally by allegedly defrauding him into believing it was a real marriage. Turns out, Kris has been banging Myla since mid-January, so his devastation argument may be hard to swallow.

This is the Life!! O_o

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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are really in a loving, committed, relationship..

There will be no more stepping out or cheating. The couple is actually ready to take it to the next level by walking down the aisle, according to reports.

Us Weekly is reporting that Kim Kardashian, 31 and Kanye West, 35 are ready to tie the knot and have kids already.. If Kris Humphries, 27 would just hurry up and get out of the way. 

“They’re seriously talking marriage, and yes, she would [accept his proposal],” one of Kanye’s friends told the magazine, adding, “Kanye says he can’t wait to see her carrying his child. He says she will look beautiful pregnant.”

Once Kim finalizes her  divorce from NBA player Kris Humphries, there’s a very good possibility the two will tie the knot, considering Kanye was already thinking about seeing Kim walk down the aisle before they were even out as a couple. In his song “Way Too Cold,” he admitted he’d been in love with Kim for some time:

“And I admit I fell in love with Kim/’Round the same time she fell in love with him” were referring Kim and Humphries.

Kanye recently tweeted off a photo of Kim naked eating a banana. In many ways the couple has been acting as though Kim isn’t going through a divorce at all and they haven’t held back when it comes to making grand romantic gestures.

According to the New York Daily News, Kanye was blown away by Kim’s surprise visit to Ireland for his 35th birthday the $750,000 Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4 she bought him as a gift.

While there is no proposal as of yet, Yeezy reportedly put a ring on it just because. 

The couple, who are rumored to be moving in together soon, are “the real deal,” a source told Us Weekly, who added that Kim is completely smitten with Kanye. “I’ve never seen her like this,” said the source.

According to the pro’s, Kim and Kanye are a match made in Hollywood heaven:

“This is a good, good fit for her….” “Millionaire Matchmaker” Patti Stanger told Hollywood Life recently. “They have the attraction, [Kanye's] got the money, he’s got the talent, [Kim's] got the money. She traded up for a change, and this is beyond [ex-boyfriend] Reggie [Bush]. It’s an equal fit, if not bigger.”

Still don’t know how I feel about them together.. 

WOULD YOU WATCH THESE TWO WALK DOWN THE AISLE? Of course you would. 

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 Despite all the rumors, speculations and backlash about her early divorce...

Kim is still getting  paid. The owner of the club Tao,  which is located in Las Vegas inside the Venetian Hotel, is giving Kim 600,000 just to host a New’s Eve party.

The same owner gave Ms. Kardashian  500,000 last year to host the same party . Even after all of the boycotts against “Keeping up with the Kardashian” , and the outrage for her early divorce to Kris Humphris, Kim has still managed to get an 100,000 dollar increase (WOW)!

 Maybe the  Tao owner, could get Kanye to be the DJ for the party. Mr. West took to his twitter page last night to reveal his aspiration on DJ-ing for New Years Eve , He even created a name . Kanye tweeted

My New Years DJ name is gone be YEEZY WORLD PEACE! If you book me you have to put YEEZY WORLD PEACE on the E-vite. Or I ain’t spinning.

By the way, Kayne is only  following 4 people on twitter, and guess Who’s 1… Yes, that’s right  Kim , Maybe its some truth to the dating rumors.

The latest update in the marriage of  Kim Kardashian is that Kris Humphries filed for an annulment on the grounds that Kim is a fraud and he was unaware that the whole marriage was a circus act.

According to TMZ 

Kris Humphries just filed for an annulment against Kim Kardashian, on grounds Kim defrauded him into marrying her.

Sources close to Kris tell TMZ … Kris was not in on the alleged fraud, meaning he did not stage the marriage for Kim’s reality show. We’re told Kris wanted this to be a genuine marriage, but Kim was never really on board.

Kim has already filed for divorce — but according to the docs, obtained by TMZ — Kris wants Kim to pay his attorney’s fees.

We broke the story the couple has a prenup, but according to the documents Kris claims there are “community and quasi-community assets.”

Under California law, someone can annul a marriage if there’s proof of impotency, incest, bigamy, unsound mind, force or fraud. Kim is saying she wanted an annulment and filed for divorce only after being told it was her only legal option.

I am so done with these two. If Kris Humphries was dumb enough to believe that Kim Kardashian was in love with a doofus like him then he is an even bigger dofus than what I thought he was.

Which brings me to my next dumb topic on these two.  Why is Dr. Drew  saying Kris Humphries is a victim of Domestic Violence at the hands of Kim Kardashian?  Seriously, Kris  is  6’9″ tall and Kim is a petite 5’2″.. I mean exactly how much power is behind a punch to his gut? If he would of stepped on my freshly done toe nail and broke it I would of swung at his clumsy butt also. That broken toe nail hurts a whole lot more than a punch to his belly.

But anyway, I’m sure this is Dr. Drew’s way of getting in on the publicity train.

Thanks John Paul

Kris Humphries‘ dad has spoken out about Kim Kardashian filing for divorce last week, questioning the reality TV star’s character and saying that she “blindsided” his son with her decision.

“There was never a discussion about it — it just came out of nowhere and blindsided Kris,” said William Humphries, the basketball star’s father, in an interview with Life & Style. “How could someone do that?

Kardashian’s reps have claimed that Humphries was aware that his wife planned to file for divorce. William Humphries holds that is not the case and that his son instead found out on the Internet.

“Kris was completely surprised. The news was already published before he found out,” he told the magazine. “[Kris is] hurting, but we’re here for him. It’s nice that he’s here [in Minnesota] with family during this time.”

“It’s not a nice situation. No matter how you look at it, he’s going through a divorce,” William adds.

Kris Humphries Proud Parents at the $18 Million Fake Wedding

Meanwhile, Humphries’ friends are also appalled by Kardashian’s actions. One friend shared with the magazine, “Kris told me that Kim was texting him a lot, but he wouldn’t respond. They did speak briefly the day the split was announced — but only because Kim was apparently pissed that Kris had released his own statement.”

Another adds, “Kris has started wondering if Kim just looked at him as good for ‘Kourtney and Kim Take New York’ ratings.”

Yet another wonders how Humphries will proceed from here, given that the religious Midwesterner does not see divorce as an option. “He’s not signing,” the friend claims. “He does not believe in divorce.”

Awe, Poor Kris. He actually thought Kimmy K wuved him… What a joke.  I hope this is all pretend just like the wedding.. I mean please don’t tell me that people who don’t know Kim yet watch her show were able to tell that the wedding was a farce.  This is indeed quite embarassing to Humphries and further proves that the man is a dufus.  I don’t blame his dad for being mad though. Kimmy Cakes had no right embarassing his poor son like that.

Via Page Six

Some of these stories just do not add up in my eyes.

Supposedly Kim Kardashian  put a clause in her pre-nup that allows her to buy the  ring from Kris Humpries for the original purchase price in case of a divorce.  Reportedly Kris paid 2 million dollars for the ring and Kim loves the ring so much that she is willing to pay to keep it…

In my eyes Kim did Kris a favor by marrying him so I can’t see her actually paying him $2 million dollars for a ring that was specifically made for her by  Lorraine Schwartz in the first place. Besides that Kris does not want the ring back. 

But anyways, who cares..  I wish I could get my hands on 2 million dollar ring.. Straight to the pawn shop… It’s crazy that some people have a house on their finger while others have no place to call home..

And you thought that the sham wedding itself was taking it too far. Well the fans of Kim Kardashian have one upped her.

New York - A candlelight vigil was held Monday to mourn the divorce of Kim Kardashian and Chris Humphries. Seriously, a candlelight vigil.

Occupy Wall Street protesters would have cringed if they walked by NYC Dash, owned by Kardashian, around 4:15 p.m. — just in time for the somber gathering.

Organized on Craigslist, Kardashian fans (and perhaps others who just found it hilarious) lit candles and left messages for the reality star, such as, “If ur a bird, I’m a bird Kim.”

One man played a guitar as the mourners, many of them with eyes closed, looked to the heavens where the short-lived marriage (that scored the pair $17 million from wedding sponsors) is ostensibly resting in peace. It is still unclear how the two will be splitting proceeds from the matrimony.

To see more photos from the dumb vigil click HERE.

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Oh boy. Kim Kardashian filed for divorce this morning after 72 days of non blissful wedding vows… and 2 days after all the payments from the wedding were cleared.

Everyone knew the wedding was a fake, but she could of at least had the decency to wait a year. 

According to TMZ:  

Kim Kardashian filed for divorce Monday morning, after 72 days of not-so-wedded bliss to Kris Humphries  … TMZ has learned, and now we have the documents.

We’re told even though the marriage was short, she is not seeking an annulment. It’s a garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites “irreconcilable differences.”

The date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011.  According to the docs, Kim wants Kris to foot his own lawyers’ fees and she’ll pay hers.  And, she wants the court to reject any move by Kris to get spousal support.

And, the docs list the length of the marriage as a measly 2 months.

Kim has hired disso-queen Laura Wasser, who has repped the likes of Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson, Mel’s almost ex-wife.

As we first reported, the couple has a prenuptial agreement … Kim made sure of that.

Rumors of a split had been swirling for some time and the two were spotted out to dinner earlier this week … looking less than pleased with one another.

Kim’s Statement:

“After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage. I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.”

Humphries says he found out the same way the rest of us did about his pending divorce. Through TMZ. LOL His Statement:

I’m committed to this marriage and everything this covenant represents. I love my wife and am devastated to learn she filed for divorce … I’m willing to do whatever it takes to make it work.”

Why is the couple Divorcing?

One of the main points of contention in the marriage was where the couple would live after all of the wedding madness finally died down.   Kris was passionate about eventually settling down in Minnesota, where he’s from … and believed Kim was on board with the plan. She wasn’t.  Kim — who’s from L.A. — wants to stay near her family … and she also feels that staying in town is the best thing for her career.  So why didn’t this conversation come up before the $10 million wedding? The two talked about their future … but got caught up in the hooplah and figured they would simply figure it out after they tied the knot. Sources say it’s not a nasty break-up … but the two have come to a realization that it’s not a long-term fit.

And of course the Kardashian sisters would not miss a chance to get on twitter and jump into the publicity flames:

They are seriously insulting our intelligence with these BS statements.  I already told you Kim’s Wedding was fake and set up by E!  After this I would honestly be surprised if any legitimate, wealthy man would even consider dating Kim K. At this point she has no choice but to cool down and marry a regular guy.   Kris and Kim didn’t even look right together. He looks like a dufus.  I’m all for Kim, but seriously this was a bit too much.  I would love to say that Kim only got married to compete with her sisters and not feel left out. But I know this wedding was simply FOR PROFIT. so unnecessary.  Such a publicity ‘hoar’.  I’m disgusted…

To see the divorce paperwork head over to TMZ