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The burglar who broke into LL Cool J‘s house last night must have been high off of dope, chronic, crack and PCP..  Cause he got knocked the phuck out Smokey style.   

Around 2 a.m. last night L.L heard some noises downstairs in his house. He went down to find out what the commotion was all about and found an intruder.

The 42-year-old rapper turned actor beasted the dude black and blue, knocked him out, broke his nose and his jaw and tossed him in the corner to await his punishment from the L.A.P.D. 

L.L. is fine, but that burglar though… Fool, don’t you know LL works out?

Quite possibly he never heard L.L. Cool J’s “Mama Said Knock You Out” song. 

Bwaah.. L was probably like ‘Look, you want it with this left hand or you want it with this right hand?’

 I would love to see the mugshot of the fool. 

Super Throwback!

LL used to rip the stage!