LADIES, the clock is always ticking on your youth and beauty. The worst thing you can do to yourself is waste time trying to love a hoe.
The term ” You Can’t Turn A Hoe into a Housewife” is so excessively used these days.
The terminology was originally created by pimps and hoes when laughing at a man for attempting to turn a prostitute into his wife.. Over the years the square world has taken the term and started to use it in their everyday life. Even when Evelyn’s fight with Ocho came out in the news blog comments were sprawled with the saying in reference to the feisty latina.
In the 21-st Century any woman who displays more than a few non-angelic characteristics can and will be quickly labeled a garden tool. Some mens values are so subjective that he may label a woman a hoe if her skirt is a bit too short. If she leaves her options open and dates two guys every week and doesn’t include him any week. Oh yeah, he’s going to call her a hoe. If you are a stripper, no questions asked, you’re quickly crucified and stamped as a hoe. But if you weigh 245 pounds and enjoy attending swingers parties for free you’re not a hoe, you’re simply enjoying life…. 
Do people even know what a hoe is anymore?
Rarely is the term ever used in conjunction with a male who exhibits actual hoe tendencies.. No need to ask why. It’s the same ole double standards that will probably prevail throughout the existence of man-kind. But the naked truth is that you actually can turn a hoe into a housewife.. But the probability of reconditioning a male whore to be a good husband to you has to come with extremely low odds.
Damn, Lil Mama Got Azz.
Why do women not see the plight in attempting to turn a hoe into a husband?
A loose woman has a higher chance of ending her ways before she hits 40. But a cocky male will still attempt to hoe, well into his late 40′s. I know a 44-year-old man who will fly to Vegas with his wife and get a room right next door for his mistress. He tells his wife he is going downstairs to gamble. Meanwhile he’s in the room next door in the same damn hotel with the sidechick who he flew to Vegas too.. SMH.. There are 54-year-old men with a woman in every state (figuratively speaking).
You’ve watched MiMi Faust trying to wife up Stevie J’s no good self. That woman puts up with any and everything, hoping that one day Steebie’s gonna change.. Well change is not going to come like Seal sings in his song. While’s she’s hoping for the best and preparing for the worst Steebie is picking up a fresh new prospect or getting his yolo on with Joselyn. Before her there was Fabolous’ lovely girlfriend Emily singing the same sad song. And these men don’t seem to be on the path to changing any time soon.
LADIES, the clock is always ticking on your youth and beauty. The worst thing you can do to yourself is waste time trying to love a hoe.
Chicks be hoeing but her stock goes down so much after a certain age that she is forced to calm down. However a male whore will more than likely continue in his ways despite what his woman may be doing for him.. It’s all about the thrill of the chase and nothing fills his appetite like a fresh piece of booty to taste, oops I mean chase. In his eyes he’s not hoeing, he’s just doing him. But let him see a woman with the same ole tendencies.. She’s a hoh..
The thing about this saying though, that you can’t turn a ho into a housewife, most men might be surprised to find out their mom was once a hoe too. The same women men wife up are some of the same women that had orgies and trains ran on them at drunken college parties. Being a ho in a mans eyes is only subjugated to what he knows. What he doesn’t know won’t hurt him.
Men on the other hand, hoe so hard these days and don’t even bother trying to keep it on the low. Back when the movie Baby Boy hit the theaters with Tyrese and Tariji men were lying to their women out of respect. (I guess.)
Now days men don’t have to lie.
Women just accept that ish. The side chick used to be a secret and unknown to the main chick, but these days the main chick knows that she is sharing her man.. They might even end up in a counseling session together. And a threesome, yeah that’s coming soon. You would think no one wants a hohish man. Think again.. Ninjas be hoeing and winning too. They win the hearts of the main chick and every other chick too. If nothing else his tendencies make other women curious to find out what’s in his pants.. It has to be good in order for such beautiful women to put up with such a thing……
Ninjas these days can’t even keep it in their pants. All I’m trying to say is ninjas is hohs too. You can tat his name on you so he knows it’s real and walk around looking like boo boo the fool cause you just found out he’s still slanging pipe and doesn’t even try to keep it hidden from you. Do what you want to. Just know you
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CTFU@ most men might be surprised to find out their mom was once a hoe too. hahahahahah You said a mouf full right there..you killed it!