After reading the headlines featuring Kobe Bryant’s latest adventures with the white girls over in London, Vanessa Bryant and her infamous pursed lips rushed to her wealthy husbands side to put up a joint front and do a lil shopping too. (If Kobe’s indiscretions arent’ good for anything else, they are definitely good for some guilt free shopping sprees.)

Being the team player that she is, (sometimes)  Mrs. Bryant along with her two beautiful daughters arrived in London looking every bit of fabulous.  I’m starting to understand why Vanessa’s lips are always pursed.. She has to think to herself my husband is quite the dingbat… Has to be annoying.. 

I don’t know what Nessa said to Kobe when she arrived but I do know those leather pants are a must have wardrobe addition.

The woman probably wants to divorce poor Kobe every other week.. In his defense though he can’t help it.. White women are attracted to him the same way they are attracted to every other black athlete.. Resistance is futile, ask Michael Jordan, even he had to finally give in to them after his divorce. 

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