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Carlisle, UK – The titillating trilogy that millions of women around the world are reading this summer- 50 Shades of Grey sent a 31-year-old British man into a rage last month.

Apparently  Raymond Hodgson was so upset that his girlfriend wouldn’t stop reading the verbally “pornographic” and “distateful” book drove to her house to let her know he meant business.

According to the U.K. Newspaper Carlisle Star, Raymond and his girlfriend had been arguing and exchanging text messages for quite some time before the sticky assault took place.  

The argument continuted into the next day when Raymond got into the car and decided to reach out and touch someone, but not before grabbing a bottle of steak sauce out of the fridge.

His girlfriend, McCormick “answered the door and the argument continued,” prosecutors said. “She went to close the door and [Hodgson] jammed his foot into the door, slapped her once in the face, and then squirted her with this bottle of sauce.”

Although she was reading a S&M  book and enjoying the tale of Grey spanking and causing pain to his young girlfriend she did not appreciate being slapped at all. McCormick called the police and pressed charges.

Hodgson, who denies slapping McCormick, pleaded guilty to assault and was ordered to pay 185 pounds in fines, including 100 pounds to McCormick. The judge also imposed a six-week, 6 p.m. curfew for the convicted saucer.

In his defense Hodgson stated that although he had every intent of squirting his girlfriend in the face with the brown sauce, he now regrets his actions realizing how stupid it sounds.  He did not realize he could be charged with assualt for attacking McCormick with steak sauce.. He now terribly regrets his actions…

I JUST CAN’T…. STEAK SAUCE? I WOULD HAVE MORE RESPECT FOR HIM IF HE JUST HIT THE BISH WITH THE BOTTLE.  ALTHOUGH EVEN THAT WOULD STILL MAKE VERY LITTLE SENSE.. Let’s just blame this on bath salts.. That’s the only way we can rationalize it.