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ATLANTA, GA -  JP Morgan Chase is so out of Pocket right now.. Will you believe those people evicted Evander Holyfield from his luxurious $129 million dollar home.. And he only owed $14 million on it..

How are you going to evict the champ LIKE THAT??

Apparently it was pretty easy.. Tuesday evening moving trucks pulled up to Evander Holyfield’s home past the gigantic gargoyles and lions that guard the entrance straight tto the front door. 5 hours and 109 rooms later, Holyfields furniture and prize winning posessions  were all evacuated from the premises. Just like that the mansion was no longer his.

The home that Evander lived in for over 13 years went back to the Bank..  The Bank even placed a foreclosure sign out front to let you know it’s real. 

Greg Hassell, JP Morgan Chase spokesperson stated that:

“We’ve worked with Mr. Holyfield to give him several months to move; he’s in the process of relocating and we’ve brought in additional resources to move the process forward.”

Although Holyfield earned over $250 Million in his lifetime, with child support payments piling up in the arrears for his 11 children, as well as a mansion that took more than $1 million per year to maintain, Holyfield has 99 problems and money is definitely a major one.

Holyfield and ex wife

Having his ear bitten off by crazy Tyson and losing his dream home. Let’s all bow our head.   A moment of silence for the champ! He’s earned that.. Perhaps after Mayweather gets out of prison he’ll buy the champ a new home.. Even if he only does it for publicity I can respect that..  But who am I kidding, Mayweather won’t even give strippers any real money.. He makes it rain with fake dough at the strip club..  You know you can’t buy a home with Monopoly money..

I’m really sad to hear this news..  Have a glass of Francisan Cabernet champ. In the words of  Huey Freeman From The Boondocks.