As the United States swarmed a few weeks ago with reports of Zombie attacks a new monster is on the loose in and around Seattle, Washington. A mob of wild, tiny lil leprechauns are viciously attacking residents in the area.. So far over hundred people have reported being attacked.
A Seattle man claims to be the latest victim of the mystical violence. He claims that a Zombie didn’t attack him but instead tiny lil leprechauns in white t-shirts attacked and gnawed on the mans arms..
The pint-sized brutes started moving into Seattle in February and were living peacefully, but they allegedly attacked the man because he was dancing with the wrong girl at a Belltown bar.
A massive brawl broke out between the Leprechauns and regular citizens in the bar. Officers arrived at the scene afer the fight to find the man covered in blood and screaming in pain with his head held in his hands.
When officers asked who had attacked him, the man replied: “It was a bunch of leprechauns.”
According to the victim the one of his assailants was wearing a white tank top.
The man was taken to Harborview Medical Center with multiple head injuries and cuts and bruises on his face, back, knuckles and elbows.
That was beginning to the leprechaun mayhem in Seattle. Since then, hundreds of Seattle citizens have been attacked by leprechauns swinging tiny baseball bats. Most victims have only been bruised and battered.
There are no fatalities as of yet and no gold has been left because the leprechauns are running short on gold and rainbows and have chosen to take to looting and stealing instead.