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Cowboys fullback Lawrence Vickers was recently on the field practicing when he started jumping around like he had ants in his pants..  

The problem?  He really had ants in his pants.. Two dangerous red ones.. The Fire kind, and boy were they nibbling. 

From Black Sports Online:

Dallas Cowboys fullback Lawrence Vickers was stretching before the start of organized team activities on Wednesday like he always does.

Then as he approached a special teams drill he noticed something was wrong in his pants.

Ants.

Two big red ants got in his pants, and Vickers had to leave practice.

He walked off the practice field with his hands covering his groin area as head athletic trainer Jim Maurer walked off the field with him. Reporters thought Vickers injured a groin. Or maybe a hand or arm injury that prevented him from moving it occurred.

“I was just holding myself,” Vickers said. “And there were people outside and you don’t just be grabbing on yourself because ants are on you. People are gonna make fun of you. I don’t care as long as they got off me. I don’t care about people knowing about ants in my pants.”

We’re not laughing at you Lawrence. We’re laughing with you…   Oh, our fault. It wasn’t funny to you..

It’s obvious that the ants have become gold diggers too and they don’t waste any time going straight for gold.  Highly intelligent beings.. 

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