WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN U R BROKE N WANT TO GO ON VACATION? BREAK INTO DIDDY’S HOUSE N DRINK UP ALL HIS CIROC!
EAST HAMPTONS, NY – Quamine Taylor, 30 needed a little R&R and his spot at his moma’s house in Jamaica Queens just wasn’t cutting it. So of course he went and got a hotel room right.. Uh Uh, Quamine had a better place in mind… He decided what better place to relax at than Diddy’s Hampton mansion, although according to Quamine, Diddy’s accomodations are not all that.
On March 31, 2012 Taylor boarded a train in Queens that stopped in the Hamptons near the Bad Boy CEO’s massive Hedges Banks Drive address. It was time to live the good life, Diddy style!!
Taylor somehow surpassed the homes security gate and found an unlocked basement door where he was able to enter the mansion to start his free vacation.
First things first, Quamine had to feel like a King so he raided the Bad Boy’s closet to try find something suitable to wear to his unauthorized, one man party. At 6’5″ tall he couldn’t fit into Diddy’s shirts so he instead opted for a Diddy engraved, white house robe and a pair of his slippers. Now that he was comfortable it was time to raid the Hip Hop mogul’s fridge. He dined on some caviar and soda but then decided it would be better to bring out the champagne glasses and Ciroc it up. He pretty much smashed through Diddy’s liquor supply.
At about 1am he set off an alarm and the security company had the nerve to come to the home questioning him. But you know how twisted you get when you’re drinking Ciroc. Quamine smoothly managed to convince the alarm-company representative and a police officer that he was a member of the Combs clan,before sending them on their merry way so that he could continue his much needed vacation.
“They really didn’t bother me once I told them who I was,” Taylor said.
After a relaxing evening and a little soaking in Diddy’s tub Taylor went to sleep and woke up on April Fools day with the cops standing over him. Taylor’s vacation abruptly ended when a caretaker found him at 4 p.m. on April Fools’ Day and called the cops.
“I really didn’t go to Diddy’s house because I’m a big fan of his. I just wanted to get out of the city for a while. I was actually hoping to stay like 15 to 17 days,” he said.
“I got a good night’s sleep, but it’s not anything too special,” Taylor said of the accommodations.
“It’s just like a three bedroom.”
Taylor, who is unemployed, was arraigned on trespassing and petit-larceny and was being held in lieu of $2,000 bail.
Quamine later told the NY Post he had been “going to the house from time to time since 2001 …
“I stay there a lot, but Sean gets funny sometimes about me staying there.”
In his first break-in, Taylor tried to pass himself off as Combs’ cousin when cops found him intoxicated after he took a dip in Combs’ pool.
“He grew up listening to [Diddy’s] music,” Taylor’s worried mom said. “He has a long history of mental illness, and he has been off his meds for a while. We have been trying to get him some help.”
Taylor said he only went to the house for some much needed R&R.
HOW ABOUT THAT!! TAKE THAT DIDDY. 
23 Comments
GENIUS IDEA
LOL!! so basically, he was caught and arrested smhhh
BALLIN'!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (He was having a Mase Moment)
http://youtu.be/NmHMcKN8xlI
Totally a hood version of Goldilocs and The Three Bears!!
Lol
Lmao!!! Heard this on Fox news when I was getting ready for work this morning. You can't make this stuff up smh…
Sad……
But, Maaaaaan I thought that was Vick at first…..lol
"RP"
LMAO
The dream had to end sometimes…
Smh ctfu hecka funny
LMAO no he didnt haha.
lmao shoulda drank some goose…
Ok OK I know I don't have sense but couldn't help myself ……wasn't there a childhood story on something like this what was it called? O yeah that's right goldielocks (think that's how its spelled ) Lmbo "someone being drinking my ciroc and hello to nah this ninja sleeping in my bed "
Lmaooo he got full of tht sh*t & had the nerve to fall asleep in a strangers bed. Haha. A mess!!
Well if ur gonna go, go BIG!!!!
At-least he had the chance to live large like a millionaire .
So true.. At least he got a taste of the good life. It was well worth the charge.. Judge shouldn't be too mad at him.
That's what happens when u drink that puffy juice…''CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP!" LMAO
That's what happens when u drink that puffy juice…''CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP!" LMAO
Nah Uhh. He works for Brinks Home Security, Lol
LMAO.. Ya'll a Mess!! Brinks and Puffy Juice… #DEAD
Pootie Tang!
Hilarious!