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LADY GAGA‘S TWITTER ACCOUNT IS WORTH $30 MILLION.

According to the Wall Street Journal  Lady Gaga earned $30 Million dollars last year from  her Twitter account. The journal claims that the ‘Born This Way’ singer has built up such a strong relationship with her followers on the social media site that it is worth one third of the reported $90 million that she raked  in, in 2011. (If you failed math class 1/3 of $90 Million is $30 Million.. NO biggie, we all hate fractions. They ain’t good for nothing but counting up Lady Gaga’s dough.) Which breaks down to each follower being worth an astounding $1.50.  Kudus, to Lady Gaga’s followers.. At least they make themselves useful.. And you know what I always say – If you can’t be used you are useless.. Oops, I meant that’s what Kanye West says..

Last week Gaga was the first to reach 20 million followers, beating out Justin Bieber (18.1 million), Katy Perry (15.75 million),Shakira (14.56 million) and Rihanna (14.49 million). Barack Obama, meanwhile, comes in eighth place, with 12.84 million followers.

Frankly, my twitter account is only worth a couple hundred bucks depending on who I talk to (use that  FOLLOW ME button on the left to follow me on twitter.. I know you see that big azz button). But all this report is saying is that Lady Gaga’s little monster followers are so obsessed and have their head so far up her rear end that when she says ‘GO’ they go fast.

Let’s just hope she doesn’t tweet ‘JUMP’.  You know what your momma always told you about being a follower.. But let your moms know that I’m a good person to follow.. I would never steer you wrong.  CLICK here if you want to be surprised on who discovered Lady Gaga.

TAKE THAT, TAKE THAT!