31 Oct 2011
Posted by Miss Kissy 
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Oh boy. Kim Kardashian filed for divorce this morning after 72 days of non blissful wedding vows… and 2 days after all the payments from the wedding were cleared.
Everyone knew the wedding was a fake, but she could of at least had the decency to wait a year.
According to TMZ:
Kim Kardashian filed for divorce Monday morning, after 72 days of not-so-wedded bliss to Kris Humphries … TMZ has learned, and now we have the documents.
We’re told even though the marriage was short, she is not seeking an annulment. It’s a garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites “irreconcilable differences.”
The date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011. According to the docs, Kim wants Kris to foot his own lawyers’ fees and she’ll pay hers. And, she wants the court to reject any move by Kris to get spousal support.
And, the docs list the length of the marriage as a measly 2 months.
Kim has hired disso-queen Laura Wasser, who has repped the likes of Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson, Mel’s almost ex-wife.
As we first reported, the couple has a prenuptial agreement … Kim made sure of that.
Rumors of a split had been swirling for some time and the two were spotted out to dinner earlier this week … looking less than pleased with one another.
Kim’s Statement:
“After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage. I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.”
Humphries says he found out the same way the rest of us did about his pending divorce. Through TMZ. LOL His Statement:
I’m committed to this marriage and everything this covenant represents. I love my wife and am devastated to learn she filed for divorce … I’m willing to do whatever it takes to make it work.”
Why is the couple Divorcing?
One of the main points of contention in the marriage was where the couple would live after all of the wedding madness finally died down. Kris was passionate about eventually settling down in Minnesota, where he’s from … and believed Kim was on board with the plan. She wasn’t. Kim — who’s from L.A. — wants to stay near her family … and she also feels that staying in town is the best thing for her career. So why didn’t this conversation come up before the $10 million wedding? The two talked about their future … but got caught up in the hooplah and figured they would simply figure it out after they tied the knot. Sources say it’s not a nasty break-up … but the two have come to a realization that it’s not a long-term fit.
And of course the Kardashian sisters would not miss a chance to get on twitter and jump into the publicity flames:
They are seriously insulting our intelligence with these BS statements. I already told you Kim’s Wedding was fake and set up by E! After this I would honestly be surprised if any legitimate, wealthy man would even consider dating Kim K. At this point she has no choice but to cool down and marry a regular guy. Kris and Kim didn’t even look right together. He looks like a dufus. I’m all for Kim, but seriously this was a bit too much. I would love to say that Kim only got married to compete with her sisters and not feel left out. But I know this wedding was simply FOR PROFIT. so unnecessary. Such a publicity ‘hoar’. I’m disgusted…
To see the divorce paperwork head over to TMZ
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That is ashame. Her marriage didn’t last.
That was the best description of her ever! A publicity whore with no talent. None
Somebody needs a life.
awwwwwwwww ladies what you wouldn’t give to be Kim…lmaooooooooo
I totally second u there my Goddess. she’s looking for more FAME
I totally agree!
Can’t knock her hustle though!
I just said that same thing about her on a friend’s page….she does absolutely NOTHING and is an attention and money whore….ughhh I can’t stand her.
thats sad!
jealously jealously jealously…lmaooooooooo too funny
lookin for sum1 who will do anything for the spotlight no matter how degrading it is……………..call 1 800 kim kardashian
But America loves negativity.American people watch her show and promotes her. Her wedding series was highest rated show. It is not going to stop. Now, she might be appearing in a new Tyler Perry movie as a LEAD Actress.. She is terrible but she is marketable. I am in total agreement with you but there is many more Kim Kardashian yet to come..
I don’t knock her hustle at all, but I don’t think she needed to fake a wedding to get money. Kim already had plenty of money..
Jeffery, I would honestly rather be a broke, strugglin single mother, unemployed grad student than to be HER….no thanks, I’ll pass. she’s trashy and I don’t mean the way she looks either. her whole demeanor/aura/spirit is ugly.
Nobody should be surprised by this at all….
I guess I was way too generous giving them 24 months?!!
$18 mill for wedding photos…….U surprised that the whole thing was a money stunt, well Kim K didn’t pay attention, Attention PAID her………..
Ho…………………………………………………………………….
they lasted 12 days longer then what i thought.lol I havent like Kris H since he had enough nerve to compare himself to Lamar O.He is so far from what Lamar O represents at least Lamar O has his clothingline to fall back on while the lock out is going on he doesnt have to run to Khloe everytime he needs money.Kris H has been at the bar everynight with friends.Lamar and scott tried to warn him that he needs to do something to earn money but he is 25 and atill very very imature.Hoping that Kim had that prenup sighed or that could screw her sisters etc,Now he probably going to move into hsis parents spare bedroom
lol
I don’t think she faked the marriage
agree with u kissy, new it weren’t gonna last but never new it would end so quickly
hahahaha lol nuttin but a lot of b.s she never loved him anyway that marriage was arrianged for money and money only money grubing a$$ hoe!!!!
ewww.. that’s just messy
who d**k she gonna suck next!!!! Lol lmfao!!!
Dude probably could get over the Ray-J video.
I don’t think she faked the marraige either, but she just got more publicity. Wow! This woman has really established a brand quickly!
that b**ch is only good for pleasure i would never marry a chick like that!!!!
What she eats dont make you shit! Live Your Life!”
I’m so over the Kardashians! I don’t even know how they became so famous???
yall lnow it wasnt gonna last cause the woman likes black cock…
LOL.
DIVORCE, She In Annulment Statues… Well, Now She Can Jump Back On Black Penis.
She can jump my way any time.
lolll
For those that didn’t know Kim’s wedding was a sham slap the f@&k out of urself! Kim wanted the dream wedding not the DREAM MARRIAGE there is a big difference she’d rather be married to camera. Now on to better news how bout those steelers? hahahahaha
No my real question is: Why on earth are any of you acting so shocked and surprised by this??? You all knew what she was about when she was the one that marketed her tape with Brandy’s Brother. And so to keep her name in your mouth she created a fake wedding when she was only doing it to get paid.
the bitch aint shit shes hustlin her pussy to stay relevant
Just another case of bags of money & no damn sense!!! Or perhaps she planned it that way…..I do agree with you though Kissy she’s definitely a media whore!
All she wants to do is be seen.
I knew she didnt really want that dude. But she needed to have her wedding while the spotlight was on. Its a shame but i guess i cant knock her hustle…….she milkin the game for what it’s worth! People need to respect marriage more though, u dont change ur mind that quick- I mean 2 mos -c’mon
Sounds like nowadays we do better job at figuring the outcome and stipulating the obvious than the Media. Still she managed to act like a dumb hollyhood c**k ryder. She may be rich but I doubt her p***ycat iz worth 18k
Lasted longer than I thought it would. I was giving it 2 weeks. Just long enough for the wedding check to clear. Kris should have known better too. But he signed a pre nup and is now not entitled to anything.
Jealousy over Kim K is far from real for some women. She is making herself a brand yes, but one that after something like this that will probably lose stock. That woman is an opportunist but she should have been focusing on that new clothing line with her sisters instead always trying to one up them and stand out by herself. It’s easier to mask a lack of talent with others surrounding you than when you are standing alone
Didn’t everyone know this was coming? When you don’t respect yourself you would do any kind of shit.
Like i said before, that marriage was about as fake as her ass. And they were suprised when they found out Obama doesnt like there show, who in there right mind would want there daughters having a money grubbing only cares about herself skank as there idol. Its not jealousy and im not hating, kim k has a nice ass and money yes, but her face, personality and life is ugly. Shes a horrible role model to her younger sisters
and people keep telling gay people they would ruin the sanctity of marriage. whoever said it was right, kim k stock just plummeted.
*ROUGH
did it for tv ratings
smdh……thats a shame
People made the “KARDASHIANS” popular and put them on a pedestal. Again, they haven’t did anything spectular. Please, someone tell me what she have done to be famous? With her butt injection a$$.
He did look really confused…she told him she wanted to have his children….why is she even in the spot light anyway….oh ok, her dad was a part of the O.J Simpson trial, so what!
Ha I told yall it would not last long
He is a “blonde” dude.
He lucky he didn’t have kids by her .Those kids would be confused little children
She did it so she could make money things didn’t workout 4 her Lebron didn’t go to Nj or Ny,so nets games suck now,chris ain’t makin no money 3mill thisyrs she made 40mill,she no she was going to take. Care of him
yep he aint got no money coming in since that nba lockout………..she was bout the money anyhow he knew that
SMH I think something is wrong with Kim Kardashian, Shes to rich and spoiled its probably her fault.
She Loves Reggie Bush!
Kissy y u mad cause she played suckers for 17milli. They didn’t have to give her cash. I think she is brilliant. Like ppl say she has done not a thing but fools still pay her
Wow
Poor Kris! Cum here baby and let me make it better. Lol
Ray J is going to put that on smash. Look for a part two of that sex tape.
Ray J is going to put that on smash. Look for a part two of that sex tape.
Who cares, Reggie Bush doesn’t love her.
Who cares, Reggie Bush doesn’t love her.
Lucky him.
They hooked up when the Dolphins played the Newyork Giants this .Sunday. Hey dont hate the Player Hate the Game.
You speak TRUTH!!! Yesssss!
Kim, stop marrying guys you don’t love. If you have to get marry then marry your money.
Poor guy.
FAME = DRUG !!!
FAME = DRUG !!!
I’ma say it like this Kim is doing for her. She knows what to do to get what she needs and wants. As far as her relationships go, she aint gonna have a banging body forever. And dudes aint too keen on bringing home a slut once they get into settling downness. Lol. She’ll see.
Shame…