Some women leave the house in hopes to find a good man and other women won’t leave the house until they look nearly perfect. They have to look perfect because their whole purpose of leaving the house is to find a wealthy man. They’ve done their research, they know who is in town and where he is at. They know his name, face and his position. Her goal is to meet Mr. I got my money right tonight.
Athletes are well aware of these women and they actually look forward to meeting them. If a woman has been on Kanye’s workout plan and has been taking care of her kitty then meeting a NFL player can take all of her financial worries away.
Professional men are well aware of these women and contrary to a naive woman’s thoughts, they actually look forward to and enjoy meeting these women. Like Tracy Morgan said, “Hoes be winning.” That’s if they have that good stuff.
These are quotes from real NFL players. You are in for some hilarity.
How big of a problem are groupies?
“You really have to protect yourself. Now, not every baby mama is a groupie, but you see a lot of women seeking the benefits of NFL players. I try to be fair that women are naturally attracted to successful men and that [includes] athletes. But now with groupies, it’s a bigger beast.” – An NFC South Pro Bowler
“A big problem because a lot of guys that never really had ‘em before have ‘em now, and they don’t now how to act with the new attention. Groupies are really bad because they destroy homes. A lot of these players are married with children. These groupies don’t give a fuck at all about a man being married. They just care about themselves and what they can get out the situation.” – A free agent safety
“Not a problem unless you let them be a problem.” – One of the best defensive tackles in the game
Funny how a rich man knows that women are naturally attracted to a successful man but the everyday man doesn’t seem to have that type of common sense….
What city has the ugliest groupies?
“Since they are small towns, Buffalo or Green Bay. They may have some diamonds in the rough though.” – AFC East rookie
What city has the most?
“New York, L.A., Miami, Houston, Vegas and wherever the big events are.” - A cornerback for a team on the East Coast
“Miami, L.A. and Phoenix.” - An East Coast Pro Bowler
“Dallas, Houston…especially Atlanta, and Jacksonville has them too. The women in Puerto Rico and Brazil are easy but they really could care less that you play in the NFL. They just know that you’re from out of town and want to show you a good time.” - A free agent safety
Wisconsin chicks get such a bad rap… I hate to say I’m from there…. But Geesh, The Puerto Rican mami’s need to step their game up!!
What’s the most money you’ve spent on a groupie at one time?
“None…they’re groupies. You don’t have to spend money on ‘em.” – Free agent free safety
“This girl wasn’t a groupie, but a chick I was dating. Me and her went to hang out and it was $500 times 2 for travel, $300 for food, throw away money about $200, hotel about $800 and that’s $2300 for a three-day weekend. Now imagine if you have a groupie, and y’all are staying in the Fontainebleau in Miami and hitting clubs and buying tables. You can easily spend $5K without blinking.” – NFC offensive guard
They apparently interviewed some low budget players,… I know men in the military that go harder than that. If I was a groupie I would rather stay at home if that’s all he is spending..
How do they get in contact with you?
“Social media mostly. They also give you the groupie stare at the club too. Juststare at yo’ ass until you speak to them. Be hypnotizing guys [laughs].” – NFL Pro Bowl lineman
“They just stare at us when we’re in the club. Like deliberately. It’s like you’re going to the dog pound, and they’re just waiting to get chosen. They will literally stare at you in VIP until you ask them if they want to come to VIP.” - An anonymous #24
“Mainly in the clubs. Anytime there is a big event like a Super Bowl or All-Star weekend, they are around. They make sure to get your attention by the way they dress or they’ll approach you. I’ve had girls slip their number in my pocket before. When they come up to me, they’ll say they’re your biggest fan or ‘I can tell you play football by the way you’re built.’” – Former NFC East safety
“You’ll see them digging you just by eye contact, and most guys go after those girls. A woman can’t make a man want her. A groupie is just an easy opportunity. They just be thirsty. Then you have the ones who play like they don’t know who you are. They know the rosters and they do their homework. Heck, she’s not bright if she hasn’t done her homework.” – An anonymous #96
“I’ve had a waitress see that I’m big by my size. Once she took my credit card for the meal, she remembered my name or wrote it down or whatever and gave me my receipt. Within five minutes of leaving the restaurant, I get hit up on Twitter, and it’s her with a nude twitpic talking bout ‘This is what I look like fresh out the shower after work.’” – An anonymous #75
Hummnnn, maybe I need to start using my twitter and facebook accounts more wisely… Giggles
What’s the craziest groupie story that’s happened to you?
“In L.A. this chick domed me and my partners up. We left the room and our other homeboy went in to go fuck. We hear her moaning in the room,we’re laughing. And then all of a sudden we hear this weird noise. We thought she was choking him. We ran into the room to see what was going on, and it turns out that when he busted his nut, he threw up on her at the same time. Shit was hilarious and disgusting.” – NFL Pro Bowl tackle
“A girl was waiting outside my house. I wasn’t answering her calls or texts. Then all of a sudden she just started knocking on my door. I called the cops. [Laughs.] She knew I was inside, but I never came to the door because I had company. The police were calling her name outside and everything, talking about ‘[Player's name] called us and told us you were making a disturbance.’ And then she’s like, ‘Oh, so HE IS HOME!’ really loud. It was funny.” – Pro Bowl defensive lineman
“I was at a DC club with a couple well-known guys. We’re at the table chilling, and two girls walk up to us. One of them was playing shy, and the other just came right out and said whoever gets up first is coming home with me tonight. No one got up, we just looked at her and busted out laughing.” - NFL Free Agent defensive back
LMAO.. That is hilarious. Must be nice to be that confident or deluded…
What hotels are the easiest to sneak them in on the road?
“Any hotel, you just have to do it right. The floor that the players are on has security, so a lot of times players just get a room in the same hotel on a regular floor.” - Former NFC East safety
These ninjas are not playing!!!
A Pro Bowler’s parting words of wisdom:
“These groupies are a young man’s dream and a young man’s worst nightmare. You got money in your pockets for the first time. You’re getting $60k checks a week, and the finest women are at your feet willing to do anything you tell them. It’s so easy, but you just have to make sure you meet the right one and not meet the wrong one with wrong intentions.”
I would love to say it’s unbelievable what these chicks do for the sake of not getting any money. I find it weird that chicks chase down these men and get offered nothing more than dhick and a smile. What happened to the tales of the groupies who lucratively benefitted from being a groupie like Superhead? What happened to the tales of men saying that they disliked the groupies…
When things are anonymous the truth seems to come out.. According to this interview these hoez are not winning!! Interview some real tricks next time please!