19 Aug 2011
Posted by Miss Kissy 
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The economy is so bad that I got a Pre-Declined credit card in the mail. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street ” Wal-Mart Street”. Finally, I called the Suicide Prevention Hotline and I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
The economy is so bad, Bill Gates had to switch to dial up.
The economy is so bad, Dr. Seuss rose from the grave to write a new book: Green Eggs and Spam.
The economy is so bad, Barack Obama changed his slogan to “Maybe We Can!”
The economy is so bad, mothers in Ethiopia are telling their children, “Finish your meal! Don’t you know there are children starving in the US?”
The economy is so bad, Malia and Sasha Obama started a lemonade stand to raise money for bailouts.
The economy is so bad that 7 of 10 houses on Sesame Street are in foreclosure.
17 Comments
Lmfao!!
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.
That was too funny…
Kissy,lol so true!
Yo you a fool fo'that'1….ll LMMFAO!!!!!… =-)
A pre-declined credit card. That is fucking hilarious.
Lmao! Girl stop!
LMBO classic!
The economy is so bad, ATM machines give out food stamps now
Pre- declined credit card is pretty hilarious!
The economy is so bad i cant even pay attention.
The economy is so bad there is a velvet rope and VIP at the unemployment office.
The economy is so bad pan handling 101 is being offered at major universities.
Economy so bad she wouldnt give it up after dinner…….
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