08 Jul 2011
Posted by Miss Kissy 
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Beauty Gone All Wrong
DEAR UGLY PEOPLE:
I am so tired of you getting mad at me because I’m highly attractive and you’re not. I’m also funny and you’re not, but you never seem to get upset with me about that O_O. Don’t think that i don’t sense your snide comments….
I’m going to do you a favor and teach you how to be attractive. First, Go to the mirror, Look in it. Look real close. ADMIT IT. Tell yourself you are one ugly mothrfker. Say it out loud. This was my first step too. I looked in the mirror one day and I was like gosh girl, you are one ugly mothrfker and those thick glasses you wear do not help at all. Then on top of that you got this nappy hair that dreads on demand. I looked in the mirror and said self, we should do something about all this ugliness.
So, I got rid of those goggles. Got me some nice contact lenses. Then I was looking at my big breast and I was thinking wow, those are nice and perky. I want them to stay that way. I didn’t want to be apart of the saggy titty committee anytime soon so I went out and bought some nice supportive push up bras. Next I tackled that kitchen in the back of my head with a super strength ain’t no turning these naps back relaxer. Voila suddenly I was cute. Then, I moved to Las Vegas, and all the girls in Vegas were stunning and gorgeous. So instead of hating on them I simply visited my trusty friend the mirror again. Mirror said Kissy you could probably look much better than cute. I think you got some Bad Bish in you.
So Then I went out and got myself one of those nice $700 remi weaves. Suddenly my hair blew in the wind like the white girls. And I went to Walgreens and bought a bunch of make-up. Suddenly I was gorgeous. But of course I wasn’t happy with that for very long. So then I started doing dumb shit like working out with a personal trainer. The nerve of me!
Now that you know all of my secrets, I hope you feel better and see that I’m not all that. So, Please don’t hate on me anymore. You can do it too. Just go buy all the stuff I bought. (Expensive, might require you to keep up with my hustle) But after you do all that just remember – I’m funny, you’re not.. And, u still may have to work on developing that thing they call a personality. Unfortunately, I can’t give you any advice on how to get one of those, cause I was actually born with one. Good Luck on your journey and I hope to see less ugly ass photos popping up on my timeline..
DISCLAIMER: One chick did just that. Cept she bought a $75 lace front. Some green contact lenses, a push up bra and some makeup. She was confused cause she still didn’t get the same reactions from men that I recieved.
Crazy thing is sometimes I wake up and look in the mirror and I jump back cause that ugly motherfucker I used to see still stares back at me sometimes.. Then it opens it’s mouth to say Yeah Bish, I’m still here, ain’t nothing changed.. When that happens I say, shut the fuck up, I got shit to do. I suggest you go hide somewhere. Then I comb my hair, put on some lipgloss and I be popping again..
I owe that one chick my deepest apologies for failing to mention that they didn’t sell Intelligence, class, sex appeal and self love at the beauty supply store.. I guess I had a better quality canvas to paint on… I guess she learned that it’s just in me, Not on me.. That’s probably why she has become my biggest fan.
And I know this doesn’t help the ugly men. But use this advice to help that ugly girl you settled for look better. Then maybe you won’t have to lie to her and yourself by telling her she is a bad chick. She can actually be one now.
48 Comments
lmbo your a cutie
Lol but its sooooo True!!!
Ugly is as ugly does.
Shidd man.. I bet its HARD bein lonely!!! Lmao @ This status thoa..
Hahahahahaha. Good question.
i´m normal no cute , not ugly, i´m mad since i born and i like u 4 help people, or tryng to help, u are realy hot and cutie.
ummm cause they re ugly girl
I kno huh Ms Kissy…Don’t they understand any one can join the Beautiful Club. It starts frm the inside….I’m glad I figured that out early! Hey Beautiful! Smooches!
Bcuz they ugly not that oooogly ms kissy….lol
Hey Cynn <3
damn ugley~~Betty~~I hear you but inner beauty last longer then physical beauty so happines can be fleeting and superficial~`
I LOVE this!!!
because they don’t understand why god expects them to be grateful for being born when given a Pinto for a body and others are given a Lamborghini type body! HA! LOL!
I love this because its so funny and tru! (IDK bout the cartoon..) But ugly ppl always seem mad at everybody….cuz THEY ASS is ugly! SMDH…..
I know some ugly folk who are very happy and their boyfriends/girlfriends are FINE!!! Couldn’t believe they were with that person…it’s the beautifuul ones that find it hard to get a good man or woman!!
Tamika the ugly girl that went to the store and bought all that stuff and it didnt work was that one girl that was hating on me on Bryans page
Beauty is in the eye…
“I DON’T FIND THAT, WHAT I FIND IS THAT UGLY PEOPLE HAVE THE SWEETEST SPIRIT!” “TAKE A LOOK AROUND THIS SUMMER, ESPECIALLY IN THE AMUSEMENT PARKS, YOU’LL SEE WOMEN SO UGLY THEY HAVE TO SNEAK UP ON A GLASS TO GET A DRINK OF WATER.” “YET THEY MAN LOOK LIKE AN “ADONIS”. THEY HAVE A HUMBLE SPIRIT!” “OR TO MAKE IT PLAIN, NO DRAMA!”
GOD DEALT EACH PERSON A HAND, AND WE MUST DEAL WITH THE HAND WE WAS DEALT WITH AND MAKE THE BEST OF IT, REAL TALK..
OH THOSE WERE TRU STORIES….LMAO!!
I think I’m beautiful but have had my ugly issues.. Didn’t even know ugly was in me til my heart got broke a couple times
When I Get Those Snide Looks From Attractive or Unattractive People I Just Give Them A Friendly Smile & Speak…Everybody Just Want To Be Loved.
DON’T YALL NO THAT THERE IS SOMEONE FOR EVERYONE..AND AS THE SAYING GO’S SOME OF THE UGLYIEST PPL. MAKE THE MOST BEAUTIFULIEST BABIES!..SO WHAT D..O THEY REALLY HAVE TO BE MAD ABOUT!!!
WELL DAMN KISSY!!
I think beauty is skin deep. It all about your confidence in yourself. Money will make you look better. Look at the entertainment business there alot of ugly people that shouldnt have the person they are with. So what you call ugly someone may see that person different
Damn Kissy. It’s wrong to call people ugly!!!
Gurl! Your a mess! I LOVE IT! This was too funny!
Haha you moron it's not that ugly people hate you. It's that you are so superficial and full of yourself and obsessed with the superficial if someone doesn't like you "it must be the way I look" is the first thing you think. Well I've got news for you it's your personality that sucks and you can't primp that away. In a couple of years you're gonna be old and wrinkly and smell like moldy mothballs just like the ugly people you are complaining about.
As far as ugly guys (some people consider me this) it doesn't matter, all you have to do is have 1/2 a brain to manipulate one of you socially retarded "pretty people" into bed.
You're probably ugly as shit anyways
Well, At Least You Know An Ugly Person Wrote It…LOL
Isn’t that funny how he admits to being ugly.. SMH
…..and, why is he on Ur page? Duh! Tell him to take his Ugly……never mind!…….!;-)
Smh ugly and a Hater bad combo.LoL
They want to be u or be with u. Why else would they do it… Funny how ugly spirited people attack those that are happy with themselves but still look for ways to improve it. Sad that they dont do the same.
Ugjy & hater…..that’s usually the case. Lmbo…glad I’m not in that category…..lol
lol too much !!!
Lol. I would’ve gave him a shout out to the world. So uneccesary smh
Wow he owned you! Where did he say he’s ugly? I think you are ugly. Farewell kissy.
I guess comprehension isn’t his thing either. We’re Winning LoL
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This girl thinks that because someone disagrees with her they are a hater….also if you disagree with her it must be because you are jealous of her looks…smh The fact the she actually believes this shows just how delusional she is. How are you going to run a blog and expect everyone to agree with and then when they don't you attack them by calling them names. Kissy is dumber than she looks. Nobody gives a shit about your beauty. You consistently make stupid comments showing your lack of education. It's stupidity at its finest.
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