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1. Every phone sucks compared to the iPhone. Texting alone will show you that. The only thing all smart phones have in common is that they are dumb as h#ll. They hardly ever spell anything right.  All smart phone owners signature should say “All grammatical errors courtesy of my “smart” phone.
2. BBW – Stands for I need to lose some weight. That’s it. That’s all. No point of trying to make it something it’s not and make it seem like something so wonderful.
3. Money isn’t everything. It’s the only thing. You can’t do anything without it.
4. Ugly People Do Exist. You could possibly be one of them
5. You are the company that you keep. If you hang around 8 broke people you will be the ninth.
6. The truth does not set you free – It locks you up and you realize you would of been better off lying. Like telling a insecure chick that she doesn’t look good in a dress.. She will never forgive you for that. Matter of fact she can’t wait till next week to tell you how bad you look when you are not around her. (Yeah, ridiculous)
7. Beauty does not fade – Beauty only fades if you can’t afford to keep up. If you are broke you become ugly. If you have money you stay pretty. Money makes your pretty.
8. The only thing you are guaranteed in life is change and death. Oh, and living won’t be easy. You are lucky if you find someone to share the journey with.
9. Words hurt like a mthrfkr.  Unlike that sticks and stones rhyme you were taught when you were younger. Words actually do hurt people. So, instead of slapping a chick, just talk about how bad her weave is. It will hurt just as bad.
10. Beyonce is the sh!t! That’s it, that’s all.
11. Social Networking is not a waste of time. Many valuable connections can be made if used properly. It can also ruin your life. Watch what you type..or tweet or click and upload…. Basically if you do anything wrong on the net other then watching free movies you are screwed.
12. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
13. Women are emotional, delicate and materialistic. If she cries buy her a bag. If that doesn’t work buy her a bigger bag next time.
14. Having sex can cause pregnancy. This one seems too obvious to mention, but judging from the number of accidental children in the world, I thought it bore repeating. Nothing is 100% effective against pregnancy except abstinence, or the removal of your ovaries or testicles. (Incidentally, abortion is still legal in the US and most of Europe, just in case.)
15. Police and Politicians have a lot in common. Maybe half of them go into their chosen careers wanting to genuinely do good. Save people, and make the world a better place and all that. The other half are greedy and power-hungry . And the good half? After a few years on the job, most of them have become so corrupted and/or insulated from the real world, they become vicious. You can’t trust 90% of either of em.

Ok. Only ten are facts. I’m sure you agree with at least ten, right?