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10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK


Posted by Miss Kissy on 20 May 2011 / 95 Comments
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10 Things I hate about facebook

1. How I always have to go back to my page and delete all of the auto posts that tell who and what I’ve commented on. Facebook may as well just make a stalk button and let people subscribe to everything you do while on it. (update: They now have that option)

2. People with 5000 friends who think that makes them a celebrity. So what you have 5000 “friends” who don’t pay you any attention. Besides that it’s dumb to max out at 5000 friends. What if Oprah or P. Diddy wants to be your friend? At least stop at 4500. Leave some room for new, worthwhile people.

3. Black people and the long ghetto names. Like ‘Tisha MissDontTakeCareOfNoNigga Jenkins’, ‘Keisha I’mStillStandingStrong Williams’, ‘Tina I’mNotwithTheBS Johnson’, ‘MsWanda StackinPaperInCali Coleman’. Like what is wrong with these people (I’m not making this up. The first and last names have been changed to protect the guilty). May as well make up a name that says ‘Tameka I’mGhettoAsHellAndEverybodyKnowsIt Smith’ – I can respect that. I’m just wondering, do they notice that the white people on FaceBook don’t have long ghetto names?

‎Facebook is a great place to mingle and meet new people. But if you have “Pookie” as your middle name and other symbolisms of ghettoism expect your friend request to be denied by people who have left the ghetto life behind.. I don’t want any friends named Pookie.

4. People who don’t say anything or get on your nerves. You delete them, and the next day they are right back in your inbox with a new friend request. Or the people who you delete for being disrespectful who immediately inbox you to call you a hater for deleting them. Don’t you really dislike the people who know you can’t stand them yet they keep trying to add you as a friend. #StopIt

5. People who take every status seriously and want to comment on it with anger not knowing you were just joking. It’s just entertainment to. Geesh, now you want to get on facebook and start “internet thugging” and attacking people. SMH

6. People that always think you are talking about them and you really don’t even know they exist, although they are in your friends list. Yeah I did say someone was ghetto. But I wasn’t talking about you. Matter of fact I’ve never even been to your boring page…… Or have I O_O ?

7. People who post everything they do. Do we really need to know you’re washing or drinking coffee? Facebook really needs to implement a “Who cares” Button.

8. People who post sideways pictures. Why do we have to strain our necks to see your photo. Don’t you see the button under the photo that says turn it? And why did you just post a picture that blows up no bigger than a dot. What was all that about?

9. People who tag you in uncomplimentary photos. I understand that you look good in the photo. But I look horrible. I don’t mind you using it, but did you have to tag me and make it show up on my page? It’s called courtesy. Geesh! Don’t you hate the friends who have a record of posting uncomplimentary photos of you. It’s like you have to run home to your computer as soon as you get the notification on your phone that they have tagged you in a photo. Run to the computer to remove the tag and delete the photo.. (Stop letting them take pictures of you with their camera. They are dangerous to your image. lol ) YES, it is that serious for some of us. It’s called Image Control.

10. People who only have 45 friends or a bunch of friends who pay them no attention and they are always in my business telling me that I’m on facebook too much. Just because you try not to log into facebook does not mean that you are getting money. You are not fooling anyone, so you may as well just log on.

11. Nobody can get anything done because they waste all of their time on Facebook. (Guilty)

BLACK PEOPLE AND THE LONG GHETTO NAMES

What do you hate about facebook?

Written by Miss Kissy


95 Comments


AskKissy.com (@KissyDenise) (@KissyDenise)
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What do you hate about facebook? http://fb.me/z48p1Pld

Tom Bouldin via Facebook
2 yearss ago

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surely not you

Cal'me Jay via Facebook
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Fake friends. . .

Lease Marie via Facebook
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the random sex requests! Sorry i dont wanna get my keyboard wet and have it short out oh p.s. The corners are sharp!

Mo Asad via Facebook
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Zionist’s

Miss Kissy (@AsKKissy) (@AsKKissy)
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RT @KissyDenise: What do you hate about facebook? http://fb.me/z48p1Pld

Ron Brooks via Facebook
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Internet Christians…

Andrew Crittion via Facebook
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Hate when fake friend delete me her page

Franc Blessings via Facebook
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Stalkers n fake groups

Adolphe Kibe via Facebook
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i’like

Edmon A. Washington via Facebook
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I don’t hate anything about it. But I ‘dislike’ its intrusive practices…

Juivon P. Williams via Facebook
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Ppl broadcasting every single detail of their life. It’s not evrythg the world needs to know about one individual. Worst yet, anythg private or embarrassing gets spread cuz 1 “friend” who gets the info has 100 + “friends” who get the info & it goes on & on.

Jay Rasean
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Number 2 is a good one…LOL

Bridget Cagle via Facebook
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I go back and remove some things too lol.

Anthony Conrad via Facebook
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They should call it nosybook

Lamont Harvey via Facebook
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People tell to damn much n crying all da time about they sorry ass relationships….and da facebook gangstaz…plz..

Derrick Johnson via Facebook
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Them dang ppl who post all these dang shoes on here! I delete them when they put them on my page now!

Keesh Rose via Facebook
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The jokes do always get taken seriously and the serious things get taken as a joke…LOL

Erica Carameldelight Sanders via Facebook
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Ppl putting their whole life story and personal problems on fb…..

Keesh Rose via Facebook
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I dont really hate this but it IS notable…when people post pics of they random food..talkin about they about to smash this food and it is like a pic of some sloppy rice and chicken lol its not even gourmet

Nicole Bryan via Facebook
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When some1 wrote something totally Stupid an u would c how many ppl like it. It makes me just shake my head. Lol!!

happiness
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wat i hate most people always saying wat dey ar always doin. Even wen it is nt necessary

Vincent Cheptoo via Facebook
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Crazy lies infact kissy i had arough time about 2moths ago, i had a friend who invited me to come and take from airport,infact he request me some money thro my account number but i neglet his request after he abused me,i realised he was gang infact his name is in face book.country u.k

Gwen Chancellor via Facebook
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Not hating anything on facebook. If I don’t like what I read or see, I block or hide them. Simple as that ,<)

The Glamorous One (@BeautyOverBooty) (@BeautyOverBooty)
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10 Things You and I HATE about facebook http://tiny.ly/Ll7I

MoAfrica WaAzania via Facebook
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It reduce production. May affect eyes as most use cellphones. Create isolation & has physical anti social behaviour

Rico Grant via Facebook
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When conversation is lame & childesh & not worth speaking on..they need to get on kissy level:))

Carlton Dozier via Facebook
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3# is funny as hell! Ghetto nicknames. Foolish.

John Paul Castillo via Facebook
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App. and lots of lots of drama. XP

Ademola Adeosun via Facebook
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Lies

AskKissy.com (@KissyDenise) (@KissyDenise)
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#ghettospellingbee I wrote a blog about these ghetto names _ 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT FACEBOOK http://fb.me/z48p1Pld

Madame'Svelte Monroe (@Carolina_Bound)
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RT @KissyDenise: #ghettospellingbee I wrote a blog about these ghetto names _ 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT FACEBOOK http://fb.me/z48p1Pld

AskKissy.com (@KissyDenise) (@KissyDenise)
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New Blog – 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT FACEBOOK http://fb.me/z48p1Pld

Kitty Stoner (@KittyStoner)
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10 THINGS YOU AND I HATE ABOUT FACEBOOK http://shar.es/H462I this is sooooo true & HILARIOUS :)

Ron Brooks via Facebook
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These internet Christians… Part-Time Pastors, folks that are saved on the web, but they some damn devils In real life…. Ya’ll know who you are. Facebook need a “Fake” button so we can point them out.

Antwoine Halmon via Facebook
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OMG @ Kissy u hit that on the head #2,3 & 5-8 i really can relate to I like that one

Felicia Adams via Facebook
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Truth all day!!

Kristina Macklin via Facebook
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What is there to hate about FB!..it’s a choice” to use it!!..sometimes ppl. can really complain over the corneist stuff!!..FB is a option not a demand,an not to mention a place for opinions rather u like it or not! is up to u!!!

Gary Roach via Facebook
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Cant stand these pricks,who add whoeva,then don botha 2 spend a mo 2 chat.4 a start

Steve Vega via Facebook
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Kissy; I could tell you 10 things I love about you??? and probably more too… lol

Charity Dorsey via Facebook
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All TRUTH! Lol especially tha long ghetto names

Mo Asad via Facebook
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1>pedo’s 2>Zionist’s 3>stalkers 4>liers 5>extremists(all type’s) 6>rapists 7>ignorant ppl 8>bullys 9>israel fan page and last but not least 10>cheats ;]]]

Jade Cory Smith via Facebook
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LOVE THAT! GREAT! LOL!

Basic_Li
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LMAO at the eThugs. You know you couldn't beat an egg.

AsK-Kissy.com
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These ghetto names on facebook are out of hand… Use the name your mother gave you! And Quit hating on my name “Kissy”.

    Made InRaleiqh
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    I don’t use my name cuz this fb shit is a qame to me… Ppl who are important already know it smh

    L A Got Skillz
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    AWWW SNAP!!…*i didnt think that was your name…i thought it was what men wanted 2 do…when they saw u*…#kissyface…:)

    L A Got Skillz
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    AWWW SNAP!!…*i didnt think that was your name…i thought it was what men wanted 2 do…when they saw u*…#kissyface…:)

    Dana Lee
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    Number 8 is my pet peeve. Use the daggone rotate button when you post pics. You can’t say you don’t care who can see them b/c you would have never posted them in the first place

    Nicole English
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    LOL!!! Girl, BYE!!!!!!!!

    Alfeia Bell
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    Dammit Kissy…if I’m EVER out your way, or you’re EVER in Cleveland, we need to go out for drinks ’cause you are crazy girl!

    Keisha K Corban
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    Don’t hate on family nicknames. Not all Pookies are ghetto. People are ghetto by design not by name.

    Kissy Denise
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    ROTFLMFAO @ODO . THAT WAS FUNNY.

    Galen Henderson
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    what I hate is something that got transferred from myspace: The Dumb-Ass Duck Face Picture!!! Y’all know what I’m talking about!!!

    Barratou Toure
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    Lol…straight up! :)

    Arthur Strauser
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    lmao! I <3 you

    Prima Donna
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    I Don’t Care, Real Names or Alias Cuz Being On Facebook Is Like Meeting People You Really Don’t Know…The Reason I Would Not Date Anyone Online. What I Really Don’t Like Is People Hiding Behind Another Profile Pix Oppose To A Pix Of Themselves.

    Jessy Santiago
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    I got fire over fb!

    Vernon Dunbar
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    Damn Kissy lmao

    Nicole Ivey
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    I cant stand internet thugs eiither. or Tanisha Imakemoneymoneydontmakeme Smith.

    Nicole Ivey
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    @GALEN everybody makes that duck face nowadays. who told ppl it was cute? I’ll admit, I tried it before, but looked at my pic before posting like, I look like a damn idiot. lol

AsK-Kissy.com
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These ghetto names on facebook are out of hand… Use the name your mother gave you! And Quit hating on my name “Kissy”.

    Made InRaleiqh
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    I don’t use my name cuz this fb shit is a qame to me… Ppl who are important already know it smh

    L A Got Skillz
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    AWWW SNAP!!…*i didnt think that was your name…i thought it was what men wanted 2 do…when they saw u*…#kissyface…:)

    Dana Lee
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    Number 8 is my pet peeve. Use the daggone rotate button when you post pics. You can’t say you don’t care who can see them b/c you would have never posted them in the first place

    Nicole English
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    LOL!!! Girl, BYE!!!!!!!!

    Alfeia Bell
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    Dammit Kissy…if I’m EVER out your way, or you’re EVER in Cleveland, we need to go out for drinks ’cause you are crazy girl!

    Keisha K Corban
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    Don’t hate on family nicknames. Not all Pookies are ghetto. People are ghetto by design not by name.

    Galen Henderson
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    what I hate is something that got transferred from myspace: The Dumb-Ass Duck Face Picture!!! Y’all know what I’m talking about!!!

    Barratou Toure
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    Lol…straight up! :)

    Arthur Strauser
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    lmao! I <3 you

Odo Ital
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I can't be Odo ReadingAndShitAllUpInThisBitch Ital? Damnitall!

Dionne Henry
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Hilarious!

    Dionne Henry
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    #10 – Just because you try not to get on FB, does not mean you are getting money!!!! LMAO!!!!

Dionne Henry
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Hilarious!

    Dionne Henry
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    #10 – Just because you try not to get on FB, does not mean you are getting money!!!! LMAO!!!!

Theresa Percell via Fanpage
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love that was tooo funny…..

Theresa Percell via Fanpage
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love it i forgot itlol

Susanoowop TenJin No-Mikoto via Fanpage
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#2 slap lol

Tamatha Patterson via Fanpage
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I love it :-)

Teresa Clark via Fanpage
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Alright #3 – most of my Facebook friends have and always irritated me **some will delete me as friend now**. #7 and #9 is something serious.

Prima Donna via Fanpage
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I Think I’m Gonna Name My Facebook Name ~ Mrs. Pookie… LOL

Marcel Ervin Merrill
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M m m.

Marcel Ervin Merrill
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M m m.

Prima Donna via Fanpage
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@Kissy ~ I Swear I Have A Uncle Name Pookie… LOL

Ani Raina Flores via Fanpage
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Wow..dat list is funny AF..i hate when I comment on someones post and I get a note sayin ____ also commented on the post…if u not my FB friend..who gives a shit?

Michelle Amber via Fanpage
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Kissy #3 comedy all day

Mark C. Hardy via Fanpage
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This is too funny and true!

Orlando Jackson via Fanpage
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NO 12.21.11

Gail A. Brown
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People who try to threaten you with hell or shame you otherwise into reposting something they liked. If I wanted fire and brimstone I'd follow Fallwell.

Gail A. Brown
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People who try to threaten you with hell or shame you otherwise into reposting something they liked. If I wanted fire and brimstone I’d follow Fallwell.

Michelle Bryan via Fanpage
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OMG OMG…too damn funny!!! ahahahahahahahahaahahaahaahaha

Marnii Emerson Longmore
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If you complain so much about facebook, come off it? end of.

Marnii Longmore
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If you complain so much about facebook, come off it? end of.

Carol Williams
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omg


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